Guhinim

Also known as guhi. (pictured on the right)

 Known facts and history: 

Has served time in prison for being too good at video games.

Has a stand that allows him to hit extremely small targets over incredibly long distances. He has demonstrated said ability by casually picking up a rock and one-shotting a cicada in a faraway tree.

He is known to use his stand to cheat at Golf With Your Friends and Jew everyone, especially Empireo, out of their rightfully-deserved QTs.

Is the current NieR master, as for the time being he has the most fish.

guhinim is known for his love of all things sweets-related. If you are ever fortunate enough to meet with guhinim in real life, you may utter the short incantation of "minihug" (guhinim's name reversed.) If done correctly, guhinim will have no choice but to pull out his bag of randomly assorted Dutch sweets and share them with you.

Has been bought out by Mars, Incorporated. Every time he gives someone a SNICKERS® .20 Eurobucks are deposited into his bank account. Known to hand them out for special occasions (mostly Valentines Day, where he will use all his shilled funds to buy more SNICKERS®.)

 Current theories and speculation: 

The term "guhi" is speculated to be a simplistic abbreviation of "gooey," perhaps coming from his love of delicious gooey SNICKERS® bars.

Please see Empireo for The O.E. Conspiracy.

It is theorized that he might use his stand to cheat at csgo.

"This is what 12 year olds say: 'Oho I want to be fucked by my husband'" -guhi